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GTA 5 Java Coffee shop (programming.dev)
submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by JPDev@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] Hack3900@lemy.lol 65 points 7 months ago (3 children)

The void function seems to return an int

[–] infinitepcg@lemmy.world 21 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I wonder how often someone walks in and tells them about the mistake. Do the baristas have a standard response?

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's a video game so I'm guessing they do have a standard response

[–] infinitepcg@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Haha, I completely missed that it's a game.

[–] aniki@lemm.ee 11 points 7 months ago

"Sorry, I only write vegan react...and python."

[–] gsfraley@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Oof, and there's only ten lines of code, too. And they look very purposefully written out.

[–] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Yes, but maybe there’s some magic going on so that the lack of a type assigns some value that results in void?

[–] Aatube@kbin.social 25 points 7 months ago

Ah yes, the C O F F F F S H O P

[–] survivalmachine@beehaw.org 7 points 7 months ago

This is great! When I play GTA, the only thing I want is HOT COFFEE.

[–] rimjob_rainer@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 6 months ago

Why does someone come up with java code for an in-game coffeeshop and then make an obvious mistake? Or is that on purpose and they are trolling?

[–] M68040@hexbear.net 2 points 7 months ago

The Simpsons: Hit and Run had a similar gag in one of the maps.

[–] TurtleTourParty@midwest.social 1 points 7 months ago

Bancon and bread are both 2?

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 1 points 7 months ago

GTA 5's very own "Hot Coffee" mod.