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Enough Musk Spam

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[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

On the fourth day, God made Lemmy and He saw that it was good.

On the fifth day, God made Elon Musk and He saw that it was bad. Really bad. So bad that he made Nazis so that Elon Musk would look less bad in comparison, but then Elon joined them instead and gave them a louder microphone.

"Holy shit!" said God and He went back to making other humans, but a shitty little piece of Elon was still stuck in the mold and God kept accidentally making other shit-humans, like Roy Cohn, that professor who did the university prison experiment, and finally got out the last piece of shit and named that one Carrot Top.

God was so ashamed that He decided to go take a depression-nap. He still needed a way to cover up the mess He made, so He gave children the ability to get cancer and went to sleep. And to this day, still He sleeps soundly to the cacophony of everyone crying out for help to escape the living hell that we live in, populated by a bunch of shitty cartoonish villains.