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DS9 would be at 699.94% efficiency with this crew!
Yeah, but they'd have to deal with a 3,556.23% increase in irish drinking songs.
I hear he's partial to an old Earth ditty called "Louie Louie"
How is that a problem?
Until someone needed to speak to the counselor.
You don't speak to the councilor
you fight him
It sounds like it wouldn't be very effective, but he manages to make it quite therapeutic
"We will do glorious battle with your issues and insecurities! Today is a good day to cry!"
I really want this line in Lower Decks. It would fit right in.
Imagine if we used EMH tech to put him on every ship- THAT would improve the fleet unquestionably.
That would achieve the unheard-of 100% fleetwide efficiency. Not even the Q Continuum could stop Starfleet
"To boldy go where no Holo-O'brien has gone before."