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I believe it’s 999 over there. Or did they update it to 0118 999 88199 9119 725 3
Use email, it's easier
Dear Sir/Madam.
Fire! Fire! Help me!
123 Carenden Road.
Looking forward to hearing from you.
All the Best.
I'll just put this over here with the rest of the fire...
That will just get a barrage of bullets fired your way.
They also have an online chat which they try to direct you to for 'non-emergency' stuff.
Couple of years back, I went to vote in local council election and one candidate had stationed goons outside the voting centre trying to pressure people to change their votes. 50 fucking minutes I sat waiting to talk to someone, who then told me they didn't know what offence had been committed (the offence is 'undue influence', no-one has ever been convicted because it's usually sufficient for police to attend and move them on).