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I'd be Cables Don't Tangle Man.

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[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 52 points 9 months ago

To actually fall asleep when my head hits the pillow, and then stay asleep until the alarm goes off.

[-] Sitkemkev@lemmy.world 37 points 9 months ago

Unless there's no alarm set, otherwise an untimely demise.

[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

Sounds like as good a retirement plan as any. /shrug

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 4 points 9 months ago

Or if his head never leaves the pillow, or comes into contact with a second pillow...

[-] lazylion_ca@lemmy.ca 6 points 9 months ago

He would lose every pillow fight, but be well rested for the next one.

[-] medicsofanarchy@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

OR one simply has to wait for a prince. But you never know when the next one's coming around.

[-] JWBananas@startrek.website 3 points 9 months ago

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