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submitted 6 days ago by rikudou@lemmings.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] SW42@lemmy.world 109 points 6 days ago (4 children)

You guys use editors? Real programmers only need a mechanical hard drive, a magnetized needle and a steady hand.

[–] negativenull@lemmy.world 41 points 6 days ago

or: C-x M-c M-butterfly

[–] piccolo@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 days ago

Looks at mr fancy pants over here with a magenetic disc. While im over here threading my code.

[–] danhab99@programming.dev 8 points 6 days ago

You're allowed to hand wire breadboards with transistors and switches and capacitors and LEDs.... You're allowed to get shit done

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Like a code tattoo.