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definitely not true, most women would love to be men
What if I offer them a ticket to the next High Patriarchy Council meeting? We're going to be discussing lowering the prices of dinosaur legos and how much cheese is too much cheese in a box of mac n cheese.
I can't make this next meeting, but my input is:
Lower prices for dinosaur Legos would be nice, but I'm worried I won't be able to self-moderate if they go lower, so they'd need to go much lower so I don't end up bankrupting myself with the more approachable prices
Sometimes the machine puts 2 bags of cheese, but then only fills the box with enough noodles to hit the target weight, so double the cheese and commensurately less noodles. Too much cheese is somewhere between normal and this
I will be sure to make your voice heard, brother brown.
I'd rather discuss lowering prices of quality cheese and the non existence of dinosaur patterns on women's clothes - which is scandalous!