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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon misses the classic design (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Paranomaly@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

One reason I've heard it's that you can hold the spoon after pulling the pin on a pineapple grenade, but not on a stick

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Plus, these are huge, not easy to carry several in addition to all your other gear.