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Anon isn't fooled by planes (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 48 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

This person's grasp of physics is like halfway there. Like one more module and they'd calm the fuck down.

[–] ne0n@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

‘flying for no reason’

‘ignoring gravity’

‘somehow joints don’t break’

Halfway might be overstating it

[–] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nono they're right about basically all but the no reason and ignoring gravity part. The fact that we can design an airframe that stays together under those kinds of forces is indeed absolutely crazy.

[–] ne0n@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Crazy, but not fake (or gay lol) 😉

[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

Sorry. It's real but gay. Nothing as phallic as an airliner can be straight.

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Not fake or gay? Sounds fake and gay

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

"A little knowledge" has never been more dangerous.