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I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack? (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by mizu6079@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
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Please don't ask why I need this.

It would be great if the food also made me sweat less.

It has to be something I can easily find.

EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION:

  • I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities.

  • I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere.

  • I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.

  • I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully).

  • Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.

  • If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets.

Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

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[–] mizu6079@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I won't be able to come online during or right after the three-day period but if i remember it afterwards I'll update the post with an edit

[–] TheRecycledMoth@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

“If you remember”

Do you do things like this often enough that you forget which ones you posted about?

[–] bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

I've got a friend with ADHD and forgetting to update is something he would totally do.

[–] TheShane@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

This was my reaction!

[–] match@pawb.social 4 points 2 years ago

!remindme 2 wee -- aw fuck now I'm sad