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I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack? (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by mizu6079@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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Please don't ask why I need this.

It would be great if the food also made me sweat less.

It has to be something I can easily find.

EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION:

I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities.
I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere.
I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.
I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully).
Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.
If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets.

Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

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[–] scrof@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Canned tuna. It's very dry and almost all protein so most of it gets absorbed by the body and you'll be pooping neat little bricks.

[–] mizu6079@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The thing is... I can't poop at all. Bricks won't work either.

[–] scrof@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Then don't pack food, get some vitamins, you won't die. It's physically impossible I think not to poop if you eat anything at all and I wouldn't recommend forcing a constipation as it can cause you more harm than it's worth.

[–] mizu6079@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (4 children)

This is kind of a group thing and I'm the only one not allowed to poop for personal reasons. They'll be expecting me to eat food that's at least somewhat normal.

[–] oxideSeven@lemmy.fmhy.ml 9 points 2 years ago

Dude. At this point, just explain. No one knows you on here. This is ridiculous.

[–] MudSkipperKisser@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago

Well this got even more interesting

[–] MudSkipperKisser@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

Well this got even more interesting

[–] match@pawb.social 2 points 2 years ago

damn dude, how many guys are you going with 👀

[–] TheShane@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Vitamins, electrolyte drinks, maybe pudding cups that won't upset your stomach...