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Some poor engineers getting paged late at night:
"WTF?! Why does the servers shutting down one after another? Do we have a rodent on the loose in Sacramento?"
*Check CCTV*
"What is that thing crawling under the floorboard?"
It was a Muskrat, very damaging to your companies infrastructure. Some even deem them a plague.
"Rodents. Release the halon gas."
"Wait no, thats Elon Musk!"
"..."
"Release the gas."