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[–] primemagnus@lemmy.ca 40 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

What irks me the most is that you have more than you could ever want or need. Like water. You are sitting on a well of decalitres. In a desert. And everyone is dying of thirst. And some guy says “hey man, you need to give back like 20% of that. And that’s kinda lowkey generous tbh.” And their response is literally like “no.”

Just. When is that rocket to the sun scheduled for completion already???

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

And some guy says “hey man, you need to give back like 20% of that. And that’s kinda lowkey generous tbh.” And their response is literally like “no.”

Beyond every great fortune is a great crime.

Why would you think the modern day Robber Barons could be swayed by social need? If they cared about social need, they wouldn't be billionaires to begin with.

[–] primemagnus@lemmy.ca 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That’s even stranger to me. That the one true sign of immorality and a lack integrity is literally wealth. Oh you got wealth? Yeah you’re 99.5% probably a POS. And there is a .5% chance of error.

[–] InputZero@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

I think you gotta check your math there. I think you meant to say 100.5% with a 0.5% error.

[–] PunkRockSportsFan@fanaticus.social 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Why would you think the modern day Robber Barons could be swayed by social need?

If they need say first aid or a blood transfusion or the mob to stop beating them to death I think they could be persuaded to understand that we live in a society.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Oh sure. But then they wouldn't be Robber Barons so much as they'd be French Aristocracy on Bastille Day. Totally different position.

And even then, when Robespierre had King Louis by the balls, what did Marie Antoinette do? Austrian mercenary jailbreak.

"I'd rather fight to the death to keep my yacht than let anyone else have public health care" is just hardwired into some of these people.

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee -3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Uh I don't thing deciliter is the unit you want lol

[–] primemagnus@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I’m stunned people still do this. In 2025.

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 1 points 4 days ago (2 children)

What does have to do with it? I had no idea what scale you meant because I'd forgotten the extremely rarely used prefix deca. Plus even decaliters isn't really a lot when talking about hoarding water. Maybe literal cubic meters.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 3 points 4 days ago

Yeah, a decalitre would just be a bucket of water.

You want exalitres.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It's not too rare when using the (superior) metric system.

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

With the exception of deci and centi, I know literally nobody who uses prefixes that aren't multiples of 1000. I've been using the metric system all my life. Have you?

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yeah. I have, I wasn't thinking much, early morning today. I'm used to seeing more of them in my career, but I guess it's not really "common" outside of that. Sorry, didn't want to come off as confrontational.

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Fair enough, in some careers you may see them more. In normal day to day life I'd say even decimeters are uncommon. You get deciliters in recipes when cooking, centiliters are often used for alcoholic beverage bottles, centimeters are the most common. Deca I think is especially rare, hecto is something you might see used with pressure (hectopascals apparently are equivalent to millibars), but even that is fairly uncommon in day to day usage.

To be fair, I did learn about deca and hecto in elementary school, but it was so long ago and I haven't really seen them used since lol

[–] desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone -1 points 4 days ago

the importance of charity is that it is voluntary, taking advantage to tax loopholes is the closest that tax ever gets to charity.