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You need to take your dumb ass outside and touch something that isn't a fucking waifu pillow. You chose to read a gt and then call it fake and gay.
That's like complaining that popcorn is salty. Might be the dumbest shit I've read all week.
You aren't doing green text right if you don't call everything fake and gay, even if it's true and straight
funny you mentioned being salty. Am I complaining or simply making observational humor? Why don't you follow your own advice, socialize some, learn social cues and keep this grown man on body pillow fantasy to yourself. Go choke on a dick