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I try, I really try... but my cooking is sporadic since we both work and have 2 kids and I'm the only one who knows how to cook. The other problem is my wife really doesn't seem to care for almost everything I make, plus the kids are even pickier eaters. I have no desire to cook anything since it's super depressing spending a lot of time on something nobody enjoys having. The funniest part is I could care less what I eat yet I always get the question everyday of "so what's for dinner?". Sorry for the rant. I'm just feeling underappreciated these days.
That's rough buddy, you should tell her
Dunno man, bottling everything up inside is working wonders for me right now. I think. Hard to tell actually. Am I on a ruin everything speedrun?
Doesn't sound that way!
Off the top of my head.
Next weekend give them the option of planning the meals for the week.
Unless they pick something ridiculous like Beef Wellington or Peiking Duck everyone will be happy.
Yeah ive been there myself. Ended up cooking large amount of food so I had remains for several days. Its good to make soups, you get a lot of food and you can add sandwiches on the side also. Lasta for many days.