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Eggs are $5 a dozen here in New York state. Okay, that's a bit much, but I still consider it affordable given that's a main course/protein source for me for 6 meals. Like, what other protein is less than $1 a serving? Tofu I guess, I do buy that as well.
Chickpeas, beans, lentils
Big fan of beans, yeah!
Roadkill
Seafood, if you catch it yourself.
Just need a boat and some diesel fuel
Or just catch it from the shore. If you really want to go out a bit you can fish from a kayak too.
Here in Minnesota we just wait until winter, walk out onto the lake and drill a hole.
I can buy a KG of pork for less than that. £3.79/KG at Aldi.