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No Connection, No Flush (lemmy.ml)
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[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago

She could wash dishes in the sink but how the hell was she supposed to make toast—over a candle?

Oven refusing to work too? Broil that bread, and put two bullets in the toaster for insubordination and dereliction of duty.

This is great though, gonna have to read the whole thing and/or other book!