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[โ€“] RandomVideos@programming.dev 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Assuming you are gay, have never committed a crime in your life and have illegally used software licensed with the "Be gay, do crime" license, you would have committed a crime, but because you did, you would have been following the license, which would mean you havent committed a crime, creating a paradox

[โ€“] boonhet@lemm.ee 5 points 16 hours ago

Civil matter, not a crime.