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[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 29 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Uh, yeah, well, whenever you see something like that in a Stephen King movie...Derry's evil did it.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

And in Xena: warrior princess, a wizard did it.

[–] Shortstack@reddthat.com 6 points 5 days ago

I put on my robe and wizard hat