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No we are not implementing blockchain to our backup systems (lemmy.world)
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[–] db2@lemmy.world 45 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You need to implement the synergistic cloud blockchain.

[–] odium@programming.dev 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

*synergistic cloud quantum blockchain powered by AI

[–] Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

ON THE METAVERSE

[–] Lepsea@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

With 16x the details

[–] guycls@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Needs to be in production by next month.

[–] ripcord@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

Ah, so we can leverage acceleration towards actionable efficiency.