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[–] Atomic@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 hours ago

Specifically, you would have to put in effort to be more wrong.

Go read the scrum manifest.

In reality, companies always adapt for what they think suits them. Very rarely do you actually use scrum completely as intended, that's fine. But you don't blame the cow when the cook burned your steak. You blame the cook.