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Anon is unintelligible (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] AnAustralianPhotographer@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can't understand me!!!?!?. Bugger it, Sheila across the roads hosting a B&S and wants some cruisers so I'm nipping out to the bottlo in the Ute for some slabs and I'll go get hammered.

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

No one buys cruisers by the slab

[–] AnAustralianPhotographer@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago

Strewth..it's true. I must be unintelligible. She wants the cruisers so I'll get off my ass, as I'm the only one a country mile from being off my face and the slabs are to stop the shindig getting dryer than the simpson just before the crack of dawn, so might as well come back chockas with coopers.

[–] agentshags@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Speak for yourself! (What are cruisers and how many are in a slab lol)

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 3 points 19 hours ago

Cruisers are vodka lolly water

A slab is 24 cans packed packed 6x4 and end yo being more flat then the cube way of packing beer