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Anon envies the boomers (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 44 points 1 day ago

My grandparents got married because my grandfather left his car keys in his coat on the rack by the door of a diner and someone grabbed his coat.

Apparently while they waited in the diner for a friend to pick them up he asked my grandmother if they should get married and she said
"Sure."
3rd date. It was just something to do back then.