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Sure! It doesn't do anything yet, I just have a text file with how I'm intending to architect it.
It quite literally started ~~two~~ four (edit: I can't keep track of time) days ago.
I'll configure a repo, stick this in a file, and push it. I'll reply with another comment so you (and others) can look it up.
I've come up with some crazy stuff. Instead of something like "class" to indicate a class, it's
π« Followed by the emoji name of the class like πΌοΈπ. So it will need to be able to handle operators in the name it's amazingly gross! Properties and methods will also be emoji names, like to get the πΌοΈπ "File Name" it would be ππ³.
I was kind of being sarcastic. I havenβt written a compiler since I rode my dinosaur to college. Still itβs a funny idea. Could probably do it in C using a bunch of pound defines.
I was thinking Rust, but that works too.
Because then I could call the Language Spoons.
It would as uncomfortable to use as it is to watch Rusty Spoons