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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Americans are weird. (lemm.ee)

submitted 1 month ago by rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 49 points 1 month ago (2 children)

A portal to an alternate dimension where I am ugly.

[–] lucidinferno@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Funniest thing I’ve read in a long time

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Oh my god this is the best "straight line" type of joke I've heard in a long time. I just told my six year old they loved it