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[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The one thing OP is missing is the type of shrimp. Don’t bother with food shrimp. That’s unprofitable! The real money is in fancy aquarium shrimp like these:

[–] burgersc12@mander.xyz 14 points 1 day ago

I have never wanted an aquarium shrimp before, but I think you just found yourself a customer sir!