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Anon becomes a shrimp farmer (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 55 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Anon gets shut down by the department of agriculture

[–] M1nds3nd@lemmy.ca 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Didn't Trump axe that one too?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 45 points 2 days ago

Unironically why small business goons love voting Republican.

You can brew mutant shrimp in a vat in your garage and take them to a wholesaler in a leaky bag labeled "Wild Caught Magic Beans" then sell them at some absurd markup. When half your customer base gets food poisoning, you blame DEI, throw down a smoke bomb, and run off with your profits.