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The day Anon almost died (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 17 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 18 points 14 hours ago

When I was 7 I was taking a bubble bath, and gave myself the full Santa beard like kids do. My mom came in to check on me and it startled me when the door opened, I inhaled sharply/gasped, breathed in a shit ton of soap bubbles and couldn't breathe, coughed so much I almost passed out, and fell below the water. My mom thought I'd died, scared the shit out of her