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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is in trouble (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Jimmycakes@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Eww stateside water?? Nah bro give me that other side of the world Fiji water.

[–] blackmagic@sh.itjust.works 1 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Wait is that what Fiji water is? I assumed it was a marketing thing. Do they actually ship that water from Fiji?

[–] Jimmycakes@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Yee

[–] blackmagic@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 hours ago

That's insane

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Everyone knows the further water travels, the better it tastes.

[–] Jimmycakes@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Can't even quench my thirst if I can't taste that planet suffering in the bottle