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Do the voices, DM! (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 days ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

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[–] Klordok@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The rogue I DM always asks where the brothel is. I just make up names and charge him gold for the stay.

While on the road the party stopped at a tavern in a small town. It was run by two sisters that were very friendly with the rogue and the paladin. The sisters led them downstairs and into their respective rooms. When their backs were turned the doppelgangers attacked!

The paladin's steed sensed he was in trouble and burst in the tavern and hoofed it to the cellar. The monk and wizard realized what was happening and begrudgingly put down their drinks to go help.

[–] Aquila@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Paladin at the brothel? Terrible excuse for a priest

[–] Graycliff@ttrpg.network 1 points 11 hours ago

Look, maybe he was a paladin of Sune. (Or Calistira, if they're playing Pathfinder.)

[–] azrendelmare@ttrpg.network 2 points 14 hours ago

The paladin wasn't "Oath of No Fun."