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Anon buys a TV without researching (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] stetech@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wrap the sides and back in metal net so it becomes a faraday cage in those directions blocking waves (only half joking? idk if this’d work)

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

WiFi bounces, and can take multiple paths. Won't work.

[–] stetech@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Cover the front too then, noballs.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I too, like to buy a brand new 8K OLED TV just to watch it through a microwave door.

[–] stetech@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

If you’re lucky, the mesh interferes with its internal electronics and you’ll have a new grill, too!