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Anon doesn't wash (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Alpha71@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nobody tell him about restaurant kitchens washing their chicken in bleach to remove the smell of freezer burn...

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 5 points 1 day ago

So that's why I can't get my chicken to taste restaurant quality!