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[–] JovialMicrobial@lemm.ee 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Couldn't he just flush it down the toilet?

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

How if mom controls the tissue inventory?

[–] don@lemm.ee 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

By nutting directly into the toilet, bypassing the need for tissue

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You still need the tissue to rub yourself with. Jerking off bare handed is painful, especially if you don't have foreskin because your parents were religious barbarians.

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

wtf who jerks it with a tissue

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Fucking everybody without foreskin who realizes that lotion/lube is too messy.