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[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 22 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

1: go to toilet

2: kneel in front facing the toilet

3: place dick between toilet seat and toilet

4:?????

5: profit

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 7 points 5 days ago (2 children)

My dick is too long, goes in the water :(

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Nah your toilet's just clogged. Occam's razor.

Must be the drain clogging quantity of thick gluey cum.

[–] don@lemm.ee 1 points 4 days ago

Nut in the water and get your dick cleaned at the same time. Win win.