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[–] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If his mom is doing that, it's likely he doesn't have a job because she won't let him.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

You genuinely believe a 22-year old to be on such a tight leash that they cant' stuff their pockets with a bit of paper anywhere? If if he never has the money to buy a roll of toilet paper, which isn't the most expensive item honestly, he could just walk to a fastfood joint and take some napkins.

Stop buying into the stupidest shit people write, sheesh. You're the type to think reality TV is real, aren't you?

[–] Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The fun of this community is pretending the stories are real.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 0 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Well to the point that they're somewhat believable or clearly imagined, yeah.

Like all stories.

This just seems like a shit one.

Like the Walking Dead of green text yaknow. Just.... bad.

But I don't judge people who disagree.

[–] WordBox@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I don't judge people

You're the type to think reality TV is real

Have some free napkins.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

If can talk about people who like sushi without judging them.

I can also talk about people who believe reality tv is real without judging them.

Edit also you took that "I don't judge people" out of context of "I don't judge people for disagreeing"