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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 112 points 1 week ago (3 children)

"Professional Cuddling" is unironically a thing.

Welcome to the neoliberal hellscape of commodified human contact.

[–] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Uh sure, the neoliberals are to blame

[–] Lennny@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Neoliberals probably commidicized that person's personality.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 week ago

That's kinda their thing.

[–] slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Stupid neoliberal 4000 year old profession.

[–] RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 week ago

Turns out neo- means old.

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't worry there's plenty of cuddle sluts.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Their beards are so scratchy though!

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

Beggers can't be choosers

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Isn’t it mostly a front anyway?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

As much as professional masseuse is. Which is to say often enough, but not so often that honest professionals don't have to deal with creeps who can't take a hint on the regular.