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Wouldn't this human in theory become a crumpled sausage like what happened to the crab by the leaking underwater pipe?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byford_Dolphin#Diving_bell_accident
Fuck all of this
Normally when people say this it is at least a bit of an exageration, but not in this case. That is some straight up nightmare fuel.
Heres a taster for those of you who don't want to read the whole thing.
You know how often a picture is worth a thousand words?
I feel like those words are worth a thousand pictures. All of them NSFL.
Am I reading the right article? I read the entire wiki article linked above and, quite honestly, the part you've quoted here is the only piece that even approaches being gruesome, and is very medically sanitized. What are people referring to when they say that the descriptions made them want to vomit and all this stuff?