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Everyone has a 3% chance at colon cancer and fibre supplements are a good way to reduce your chances
But then everyone doesn't have a 3% chance ๐ค /s
No no, if your chances go down, someone else's goes up. Sucks, but you gotta watch out for number one.
That's not how averages or statistics work.
I guess lemmings are just as bad as redditors to notice sarcasm.
Kind of hard to do on a text based platform. I had just seen a post with so many people fucking up basic addition, I wouldn't put it past people not knowing how statistics work.
I think he knows