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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often depressed.
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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon sees happy people (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 136 points 2 days ago (17 children)

> Sees happy people
> Immediate reaction is wanting to kill them

"Why am I always alone? :("

[–] someacnt@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

This is not the only reason a person is alone, right? I am also alone, but I don't think I want to kill others for that

[–] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No, everyone who is alone is so because they want to commit murder.

Source: am alone

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago

Remember: boardrooms, not classrooms.

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