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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon sees happy people (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 136 points 2 days ago (5 children)

> Sees happy people
> Immediate reaction is wanting to kill them

"Why am I always alone? :("

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 days ago (2 children)

btw you can put two spaces after a line for it to actually skip to the next one

like
this

(there are two spaces after the word "like")
(if you need any more information to understand this thing please ask, i'll be happy to help :D)

[–] mr_satan@monyet.cc 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Just google markdown if you haven't

[–] BlackRoseAmongThorns@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Thanks, satan

[–] mr_satan@monyet.cc 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

My app bugged out a bit.

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They already appeared as multiple lines on my client, but I've added two spaces, thanks.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

thats weird, for me it didnt. you're welcome though!

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Normalized jealousy.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago

Anon just needs to find himself someone as miserable as him, problem solved!

[–] someacnt@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is not the only reason a person is alone, right? I am also alone, but I don't think I want to kill others for that

[–] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No, everyone who is alone is so because they want to commit murder.

Source: am alone

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 5 points 2 days ago

Remember: boardrooms, not classrooms.

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone -2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Decent human beings, when confronted with the stark contrast between other people's happiness and our own pathetic misery, feel suicidal, not homicidal

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 points 7 hours ago

Unless the listen to Jordan Peterson at which point they feel inspired to grow, as a result of realizing meaning comes from having a direction in life.