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With a little bit more flexibility coulda turned out quite differently
The question isn't whether would enjoy it, it's whether or not would solve the issue.
Of course, he'd enjoy flamethrowing the PC. So would everyone including you and me and the next guy and his dog if he could work the trigger with his tongue.
Think about it, if had to fix it with tongue, the flamethrower would be the lesser of two evils
Be thankful aren't an animal lacking opposable thumbs and flexible enough with an insatiable urge to lick own butthole
Thumbs up for that reply. Pure gold.
which it turns out would be an unfortunate edge case