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'Choose' rhymes with 'lose'? I mean c'mon, someone did that shit on purpose ๐Ÿ‘€

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[โ€“] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Don't get me started on ough and ead.

The lead soldier kneaded dough in the bough brush while they read the book that they previously read while taking a furlough in the rough.

[โ€“] xigoi@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[โ€“] tyler@programming.dev 4 points 1 month ago

Didnโ€™t even have to click. Great poem

[โ€“] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 3 points 1 month ago

I barely started reading and i hate this already.

I read this and all I could think of was "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo"

[โ€“] Silentiea@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

How can the soldier knead anything if they're made of lead?