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Passing the event horizon, spaghettification, and certain death await. Yarrr.

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[–] Gork@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago (5 children)

That's normal space pirate stuff. I'm taking about the extreme space pirating where people tremble at the mention of the name of the pirate because he/she/it black holes them.

[–] mangaskahn@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

So like reavers, but more humane.

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm not a math boi but I feel like you'd probably run out of air b4 the black hole got you

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Your blood would literally boil the second you are exposed to the vacuum of space. You are dead long before you reach it. Maybe if they fire you off in a torpedo. But then some mutineer could fuck with the targetting systems and keep you alive.

[–] Kaput@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Weld a cheese grater devise to block the airlick

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Kaput@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

But there might be cheese crumbs left.

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 1 points 1 month ago

Too much delta v

[–] lenuup@reddthat.com 1 points 1 month ago

Just throw them out inside a space suit without any communication devices, if you want them to suffer. Give them some time until oxygen runs out, or they die of thirst, knowing that there will be no help.