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[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 12 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

We were teenagers and I went to her house in the boonies to shoot crossbows and play NBA Jam. Sounds ideal, right? So after shooting trees for a while she asks if I want to shoot her hamster.

Maybe she was trying to be edgy or funny but I was so disturbed I made an excuse and started walking home (which was hours away). I finally managed to hitch a ride with this creepy couple into town (but that's a whole other story - definitely did not give those two my home address).

[–] mysticpickle@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 hours ago

she asks if I want to shoot her hamster.

Pretty sure that's code for 👉👌. SMH bro, you missed a wild lay man :>