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[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I have a thick 7" meat hammer I need a different excuse

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 43 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Dad I'm sorry I look too cute in skirts

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Perf, "skirts are the only way I can let my massive dick breathe"

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Like that song by Cake, it goes "I like a girl with a short skirt and a long penis"

[–] steventhedev@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

That is a valid reason to move to Scotland

[–] Fosheze@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Well, dad, estrogen is the only thing that might make my crotch bludgeon somewhat managable."

[–] match@pawb.social 4 points 13 hours ago

"god meeded to nerf my big ween"