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[–] Frog@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

Peter Porker was born a spider and resided in the basement lab of May Porker, a scientist who invented an atomic-powered hairdryer to revolutionize the hair care industry. After dousing her head with water and activating the dryer, May accidentally irradiated herself and in a fit of delusion, bit Peter, transforming him into an anthropomorphic pig. Running from the Porker home, Peter soon came to realize that he still retained a spider's abilities.

This is the story of Spider-ham. He was a normal spider bitten by a radioactive anthropomorphic pig.