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[–] Plastic_Ramses@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

If a lady's ass is so dense that it bends space, im not sure hitting that would be so fun.

It would be like fucking steel and smacking concrete.

Hard pass, thank you very much. Theoretically, my dick would be crushed the moment i crossed the even horizon of such an ass.

[–] fern@lemmy.autism.place 8 points 1 week ago

Theoretically, my dick would be crushed the moment i crossed the even horizon of such an ass.

Is this not the dream?

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)