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No, he wouldn't have. Musk is an incompetent billionaire parasite, even more incompetent than the average billionaire parasite, and would have simply squandered his ill-gotten money on something else.
Probably avocado
He'd patent avocado genetics and call them "xavocados."
Oh ok, well that's a relief. I'm glad we had you and your crystal ball handy!
Take your lithium
I see your lithium and inflame it.
The nature of capitalism and the capitalist class haven't been a secret now for more than a hundred years. No crystal balls required.