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I'd laugh if it's a "congrats, you made it through, now go do whatever you want, reality is infinite so it's all there somewhere" and the religious ones pick the lamest afterlife where they just sit around singing and not sinning, following a god that they fully believe is jealous, arbitrary, judgemental, and authoritative. But he loves you and proved it by making his own son one of you and then making him get horribly murdered, which, by a technicality, means that you're no longer doomed because one time a woman wanted knowledge even though she was told she can't have it!