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[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (5 children)

How’d they know it was a he

[–] thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 34 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Maybe there's a specific person who keeps doing this and they wrote this error specifically for him.

[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Come on Dave sort yourself out.

You know this is a porn site then! 😂

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You bitwise OR into the higher end bits the user id, in which you have already encoded the user’s gender. (For which you have a util method to extract. )

[–] thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

What the hell kind of second-rate DBMS doesn't encode gender into its primary keys SMDH!!

[–] Affidavit@lemm.ee 16 points 2 months ago

Don't be silly; it's obvious that there are different error messages for each gender expression. Error logs need to be detailed and specific in order to be useful.

[–] Miaou@jlai.lu 7 points 2 months ago

In case you're serious, not everyone is a native speaker.

[–] communism@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

I like seeing instances where people have used "she" as the generic pronoun.

[–] acetanilide@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

They were talking about me. They got my pronouns wrong. It's ok though, because they will have many more opportunities to get it right.